Zero Nightmare Crew Hanging Sign
Orders ship in 2–4 weeks. Carrier transit time is additional.
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Free U.S. shipping on orders $88+.
Handmade in Ohio
Every piece is made for you after you order — allow 2–4 weeks for your order to ship. Carrier transit time is additional. Handmade takes a minute. It's worth it.
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PRODUCT DETAILS
What are your products made of?
All products are real wood, laser-cut or engraved, and hand-finished in Ohio.
— Framed signs: Sanded plywood with hand-painted background, framed in stained wood.
— Cutting boards: Acacia wood, food-safe finish.
— Coasters: Wood with cork backing (set of 4).
What size will I receive?
— Framed signs: 10.9" x 18.5"
— Cutting boards: Varies by style (see product description)
— Coasters: 3.9" x 3.9" each
Why do products look slightly different from the photos?
Every piece is handmade from real wood. Natural grain, knots, and character vary. Light burn marks from laser cutting and small amounts of visible adhesive are normal — that's how you know real hands made yours.
How do I care for my product?
— Framed signs: Indoor use only. Wipe with a dry cloth. Hang with velcro command strips.
— Cutting boards: Hand wash only. Dry immediately. Maintain with food-grade mineral oil.
— Coasters: Indoor use only. Wipe with a dry cloth.
Shipping & Returns
How long does shipping take?
Every piece is made for you after you order — allow 2–4 weeks for your order to ship. Carrier transit time is additional. It doesn't exist until you buy it. You'll get a tracking email the moment it's on the way.
Why does it take 2–4 weeks?
Made by hand in Ohio. No warehouse, no inventory. Just a small team building yours with care. Handmade takes a minute. It's worth it.
What about holiday orders?
Halloween and Christmas orders can run a little longer than usual due to demand. We'll always be upfront about timing.
RETURNS & QUESTIONS
What's your return policy?
All sales are final because each piece is made specifically for you. If something arrives damaged, email us within 7 days with photos and we'll make it right.
How do I contact you?
Email magicmail@jrwd.co with your order number in the subject line.
What if something is sold out?
Explore the Christmas collection. Visit our Christmas collection to see what's inside. Join our email list for drop news and previews. Cutting boards and coasters restock regularly, so those are always worth checking back on.
WHY JOY MATTERS
Why choose a JRW sign?
Joy isn't a prize you earn after everything goes right. It's a practice — something you choose on purpose, especially when life feels heavy. Our signs are visual anchors. They interrupt autopilot, redirect your attention, and remind you to look for the good. A sign in the right spot trains your brain toward joy — not by accident, but on purpose. Your environment can either dim you or remind you to shine.